Friday, May 22, 2015

Plumbing Quotes You Probably Haven't Heard Before

With the internet giving us access to an abundant wealth of information, one surprising niche that has come to light is quotes. Sure, quoting  has always been an important source of recalling important morals or even highlighting important historical events, but modern day quoting has been blown way out of proportion. What was once a quality means of recollection has now turned into an over-saturated, low quality market. To highlight this unfortunate disposition, I have provided you with some lackluster quotes that remotely involve the plumbing industry courtesy of BrainyQuote.

Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.
-Alfred Hitchcock

Acting is not an important job in the scheme of things. Plumbing is.
-Spencer Tracy

A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
-Christopher Morley

My plumbing is all screwed up. Because it turns out, I do not own a garbage disposal.
-Demetri Martin

Most thermostats are built by plumbing companies. But you really need to understand how to build a phone to make them better.
-Tony Fadell

A plumber is an adventurer who traces leaky pipes to their source.
-Arthur Baer

There are far too many people in university in Britain. If you want to make money, be a plumber.
-Felix Dennis

One of the best sleight-of-hand guys I know is a plumber.
-Ricky Jay


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